What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:02

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why is it difficult to get a job?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”